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Finally

Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 5:57 PM
THE AP TEST IS OVER!
And it wasn't as incredibly hard as it could have been, just the usual sort of hard. I was able to b.s. my way through the essays, since they were abnormally hard questions.
Bryn ( :iconshrimpydoodle: ), you will get your watch back. It was extremely helpful, thank you.

Just because I took an AP test and sort of kind of ditched the rest of school afterwards (I got my parents to help, okay? And I didn't want to take an English test) I shall give you what was sent to me in a forward (I don't know if it's true but it's funny) merely for your amusement.

Subject: For your amusement-

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors foundin high school essays in order to have them published andsent out for the amusement of other teachers across thecountry.
Recent winners:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled around inside his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without ClingFree.
3. He spoke with the kind of wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who goes blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like the sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
11. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
12. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling west at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. traveling east at a speed of 35 mph.
13. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
14. John and Mary had never met. They were like two humming-birds who had also never met.
15. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
16. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
17. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
19. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
20. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

  • Mood: Relief
  • Listening to: random music
  • Drinking: orange juice

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  • Current Age: 14
  • Current Residence: California
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Really like your cat Kiera. We also have one calico kitten, Milly. Shall try to post some pics of her as well.

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